[Trans] 김현중Kim Hyun Joong @ KBS Secret 110730

english  translations by CHEERKO @ Soompi

2nd Episode of Secret: only KHJ parts: (sorry but cannot seem to erase those lines)

(I just noted that KHJ does like to swim naked, as well as to sleep naked as he has acknowledged himself many times—in the first episode of Secret, KHJ was accused of taking off his underpants under water in Bali by his body trainer and friend Sander. But we also heard in Young Street Radio show with KwangHee or KH and Yeon that he had an episode of swimming “butt naked” with his dancer hyungs in Philippines when he went there for vacation.)

I will just reveal his “secrets” and not the whole show.

1) Huh Yong Sang comes out to talk about how 4D KHJ could be..it was long ago when they were just starting out. All 5 of them went to take a pix. As they looked awkward in the pose, the photographer asked KHJ to “put his hand on the shoulder”. Instead of putting his hand around the shoulder of his band mate, he put his own left hand on his own left shoulder (KHJ shows the pose). Hahah KHJ says that he thought the photographer wanted him to do a model-like pose. One funny further example that the other comedians concocted deriving from KHJ’s 4-D behavior is: two comedians one male and one female pretended to be on a date. Girl asks the man oppa, should we hook arms and walk? The man crossed his arms by himself…sort of like what KHJ did when the photographer asked him to put his arm on the shoulder…(I guess it could be understandable—keke—I liked the comedians acting out the 4-D or misunderstanding that KHJ most likely experienced.

2) His three friends came out. KHJ found a part time job delivering during junior high school. But his friends are saying that his friends did more of his part time job than KHJ himself. His friend says that because he worked so hard at KHJ’s delivery job, he was criticized by the neighborhood mothers for riding motocycle, he also got hurt and that is why he is so short and that KHJ was not responsible. KHJ explains that he was attending guitar institute at that time and had his friends take over the delivery work when he was not available. But when his friends did the work, there was lot more delivery work as it was at night time. His friend was criticized as a “bad kid” because of riding motocycle around to do delivery work. (He reminds me of the story of Tom Sawyer who was asked to paint the fence and he got the neighborhood kids to do the work for him—keke)

3) KHJ’s friends came out again. One time KHJ asked his friends to go to a delicious place to eat together. But he had to finish recording but it took longer than 5 hours and the restaurant closed already. So, they all went to a chicken feet restaurant for soju after khj was finished. They thought that KHJ would pay since the friends waited for him for over 5 hours. But, suddenly, KHJ lifted up his fist up in the air and said they all should do rock paper and scissor to see who would pay for the meal. They did not get it. One time the friends did hear on TV KHJ saying that he and his friends do dutch pay for food. But they do not want to do that. They feel that they all work hard but that KHJ earns substantially more and that he should always pay no matter what. They are sick and tired of doing rock paper scissor. KHJ explains that he enjoys betting or playing a game to see who would pay for the meal. KHJ says that he can pay but that the food does not taste as good if he does that. (I remember from the SangSang Variety show, he said that F4 like to make a bet to see who would pay for the meal….I guess he continued that game everywhere he went—I wonder if he would do that on a date—-keke)

MC asks if they are his good friends and KHJ says that he has known them for now 19 years. KHJ says that those friends operate the chicken store and KHJ is one of the co-owners. He was asked when he last saw his friends—KHJ says that he saw them at the Showcase. They complained that he gave them ?standing seats and left. He was asked if his friends come to cheer him on for big events. He says that they came because business is slow at that time. MC Lee says that it was 12 in the morning at that time and if KHJ knows what his friends would be doing now. KHJ says they are most likely taking out the grease from the chicken. MCShin says that his friends came to cheer him and KHJ says that they are not likely to do that. I think about 6 friends showed up??? Friends were asked what it is like to be KHJ friend. They say that unlike the way he looks—sophisticated and pretty looking—he is down to earth and he never reveals how hard it is for him. I think he said that is the best or strong…One comedian said that his friend looks older than KHJ even though they are same age. KHJ says that he got much younger. Another comedian asks the friends if there is any other secret that they still have not yet shared…MC Lee says like if they have see any celebrity females because of KHJ. One of KHJ’s friend says that truthfully KHJ cannot have ?entertainment life?(I think he may be saying that KHJ has no time to date??) But MC Lee asks again…The friend says that he has seen about 3 or 4 celebrity females because of KHJ. They did not ask for names. People notice that KHJ’s face color changed to dark. KHJ says that this is not OK. Another attending star says that this could be a bad thing to the woman whom he may be seeing now. (KHJ did not deny and he did not acknowledge either…He just smiled and that is it. ) They are all praising his friends for coming at midnight with 80 cooked chickens from their store!! Each chicken costs 15000won x80 chickens. They decided to play rock paper scissor to see who would pay for the chickens. KHJ is included in the game. But at the end, KHJ ends up losing and has to pay for the chicken. Another comedian says while the game is going on, KHJ as a friend could step up and say don’t worry I will pay but he notice that KHJ is staying back and just having fun..KHJ won the first round and he did not have to pay. But as Tony Ahn was the loser, the mc’s make him do another game with KHJ and that is how khj loses the game. Just before the last match of rock paper scissor starts with Tony Ahn, KHJ says this is not OK. They asked KHJ if he is OK and he says he is not OK, (I know that KHJ donates lots of money to charity and even have lots of free concerts for the fans—does he use his own money for those???— But in some ways I think he is being a good friend to not to be the only one paying for the meals all the time—his friends would feel underestimated…right???) As a last thing to say to friends, KHJ says that since, the 12 am has passed, today is one of his friends’ birthday and he will pay for the dining out together. (He is definitely tight with his friends and see them very often –I think he once said that he sees them once a week now due to his busy schedule but that he usually sees them almost daily. Then, I wonder if he is able to mix his regular buddies with his celebrity friends or not??? But one of his friends say that KHJ cannot have a dating life—I am sure that is what he meant—perhaps he is very protective of his friends KHJ—or that it is really true. But his same friend who says that KHJ has no time to date says that he has seen 3 or 4 female celebrities through KHJ. haha That short friend is also very good on TV… He says that comedian Lee can pay for the chicken as soon as the comedian wonders who is going to pay for all that chicken. Maybe that is the friend who advertised in his store that if the customers do not like his chicken, he will become their son….remember from YSMM show??? That is it…sorry for the poor sp and grammar.)